Oh hey, #199…. OH HEY! Comic #199! That makes Wednesday’s #200! Wow! Are you excited? I’m excited.
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Also, in the world of music, because I promote the hell out of these guys:
Ha Ha Tonka is on tour right now! I suggest you go to the nearest show, rock out, and then tell them I sent you.
Also! Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin has their third album, Let It Sway, coming out August 17th. I will not shut up about it until it comes out and for several weeks after it comes out. Speaking of several weeks after it comes out, they’ve got a East Coast/Midwest tour in late August/September, then a tour in Europe. I’m at neither of those locations so I need you to go and show them support. I better be around still when they get to the West Coast… (Oh, and you can pre-order Let It Sway here.) (I’m also still very open to getting this album early guys! Come on, e-mail me!)
A pie of such dark design you would be sick but from a single taste!
Not sure whether that pie would sell, although she could give it a pseudonym. Something like, “Mixed Nuts”, or “Mincemeat Pie” (I know that one is actually real, so the customers probably won’t be able to tell the difference)
She does know what a dingleberry is right?
His…wha?
Umm.. you do realize dingle berries are when you take a dump and little tiny pieces of poop stick to then end of your ass hair right? I’m assuming you meant his nuts? This comic definitely needs to be rewrote…
Re: Definition of “Dingle berries”
I have actually heard for years the term “Dingle berries” used to refer to testicles. This may be a regional thing, or maybe the dozens of people using it as such were using it wrong. Usually it refers to a small set of testicles, but I have heard it referring to any. So that’s how it’s being used here.
I’d have used a different euphemism had I known the confusion it’d cause… well, probably not. The joke is kind of using berries for a pie.
Aaaand now that I’ve explained the joke, I won’t be able to write another one for weeks. Welp, that hasn’t stopped me before!
Just saying “his berries” would get the euphemism across just fine without the confusion, so if you ever do decide to edit it, that’s a perfectly serviceable option.
see i’d have just said i’ll use your organs to make mince meat pie but maybe thats 2 clever
Please don’t stop writing………………………………..Just don’t use dinggle berries jokes any more….. I’m trying to eat my lunch and then I start thinking Dingle berry Pie???? I gott go UUUUNNNNGGGKKK!!!!!!!!
Oh I won’t stop writing. Not being able to write has hardly been a detriment to my attempts at writing. And I’ll try to consider your stomach in the future.
You’re a good man Carl. A good man indeed.
i HOPE she meant Gonads cause dingle berries are…something else very gross and should NEVER be in a pie…also not much of a threat
And gonads SHOULD be in pies? *shudders*
Ever hear of Mountain Oysters? >:P
You’re not a very nice person. Du ska passa dig!