These restaurants do exist. I honestly haven’t been in one because if they are as advertised, I’d be thrown out within moments. These places actually call French Fries “Freedom Fries” still. This concept alone is enough to warrant me going and causing trouble. (Have some fun: Order the fries and loudly exclaim, “My! These FRENCH Fries sure are greasy! Luckily I have these copies of the Constitution and Bible Verses to wipe my hands on!” Disclaimer: I’m not responsible if a drunken idiot shoots you.)
Oh, son of a bitch, I’ve been forgetting to mention this: Ginger’s shirt throughout this arc has been based off the shirt designed by JT (of Between Failures) in the piece of Fanart he sent me. Credit where credit’s due.
Oh looks like Ginger is gonig to have all kinds of fun at this bar. I wonder how fast it will be till they get kicked out or punched.
“Luckily I have these copies of the Constitution and Bible Verses to wipe my hands on!”
Considering how our previous so-called “President” used the Constitution to wipe his @$$ for almost 8 years, I’d say that using it to wipe one’s hands is a definite step up…
(Which, of course, begs the inevitable question: Where was the Toby Keith fan-club when Bush *was* using it as toilet paper??? I never heard a #$%&in’ *peep* from them during that time! But now that Obama’s the President — granted; he’s slightly less-than-perfect, but at least he’s obeying the rules — they’ve suddenly become #$%&in’ Constitutional scholars??? WTF, man? DUBYA! TEE! EFF!)
Actually Obama made One Mistake that’s illegal enough to have him revoked as Not only the President of the US but also as a Citizen, it has to deal with something he admitted to doing while talking about the United State’s Aiding Haiti. I’ll let you figure it out because it’s an interesting enough find, Anywho I gotta say I’m lovin how you used Ryan’s Hand to assist his Emote in Panel 2, a grandoise job.
actually you said something about the shirt in a reply comment you did a few comics back
Yeah, but some people don’t read the comment sections. So that was for them.
My GF son took us to a Toby Keith bar/grill in OK City not at all what i expected it was full of yuppies suites food was nasty way over priced and service was bad have calld it tabby cats litter box every sense
Yeah, in a discussion with a friend, we figured that while the target audience is the “True Americans” a la Toby Keith, it would see a lot of business from yuppies who like theme restaurants. We still decided we had no interest in checking it out.
oh. well, crap…
Dude, i could kiss you right now (not in a gay way tho) I’ve been running outta
material for pranks lately, and you just laid a golden egg. Danke schon.